Corny Joke Friday

“What disease do you get when you decorate for Christmas?
             — Tinselitus.”
“What do you call it when someone steals your coffee?
             — A mugging.”

“Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
             — The outside!”

“Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
             — They don’t meet the koalifications.”

“Why did the scarecrow win an award?
             — Because he was outstanding in his field.”

“Why is Peter Pan so fly?
             — Because he never-lands.”
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