Corny Joke Friday
“What disease do you get when you decorate for Christmas?
— Tinselitus.”
“What do you call it when someone steals your coffee?
— A mugging.”
“Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
— The outside!”
“Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
— They don’t meet the koalifications.”
“Why did the scarecrow win an award?
— Because he was outstanding in his field.”
“Why is Peter Pan so fly?
— Because he never-lands.”
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